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I love quotes! Some are just too good to keep to myself, so I decided to put up a page to the ones that I think are the coolest. Now, just to have a disclaimer to cover myself, none of what is said is mine (except one). I try to give credit when I can, if you happen to identify one as yours or someone you know, let me know I'll give the proper credit, if it is preferred that it not be shown, let me know and I'll get rid of it. But enough of the formalities and on with the quotes!
"I don't care if we don't have dates! We are wearing party hats!"
- John Arbuckle in Garfield
"Reality is a crutch for those who cannot handle role playing games."
-Nanda "Scary Boots"
"Reality is for people who lack imagination."
- Nanda "Scary Boots"
"Reality is the playground for the unimaginative."
Just because : )
- Tyler
"Life is the ultimate joke that goes over our heads. Death is the punchline we don't understand."
- Alex L.
"Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want."
Lucas Wolenczak in "SeaQuest DSV"
"Experience is what you get from your mistakes."
Kristin C.
"If you get experience from not getting what you want and from mistakes, it must be a mistake when you don't get what you want."
Me = )
"Nimbus 9 is a prison planet, rumored to be entirely populated by naked naughty nymphomaniacs,"
- Kai, "Fire and Water" Lexx
come on folks, say it with me, "Naked naughty nymphomaniacs of Nimbus 9!!!"
-Get a pair of rose-colored glasses, and go out into the world. NOTHING is as bad as it seems.
-A black hole is just God's way if dividing by zero.
-Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
-Remember: 'STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards. So have another piece of cheesecake.
"Deja Moo: The Feeling you've heard this bull before."
"Did you ever stop to think... and then forget to start again?"
"Aritficial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
-Leigh G.
*As I lay in bed last night, looking at the stars and contemplating the universe, I thought "Where the hell is my ceiling?"*
- signature file of Lillandra
"people with opinions just go around bugging one another"
-buddha
"Just remember that if someone stabs you in the back, they're admitting that you're in front of them." - Angela H.
"The Devil is in the details." - Dr. C. Smith 9-15-1998
"The roll-your-own-approach" -Dr. Ringo
"There's a party in your mitochondria." -Shaun I.
"Useless knowledge is knowledge nonetheless" - Richard W.
"That's why he never wears pants, you know, they're always on fire." -Allyson, regarding Steve DeKnight's known love of a pants free regime AND his lack of follow through in getting her a chocolate milk shake.
"It's not the size of the mic, it's the length of the song." - Common Rotation, "Rock Star"
"The truest expression of a people is in its dances and its music. Bodies never lie. " - Agnes de Mille, supplied by Stiney
These were sent to me in an e-mail, they are too funny! (Views reflected are not necesarily those of my own)
*Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.
*I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
*Don't take life too serously: You're not getting out alive, anyway.
*I got a gun for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
*So you're a feminist... Isn't that cute!
*Jesus may love you, but he won't respect you in the morning.
*Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a REAL man to face cancer.
*I need someone really bad... Are you really bad?
*To all you virgins... thanks for nothing.
*I'm not a complete idiot: Some parts are missing.
*The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
*If it goes without saying, LET IT!
*Help wanted telepathy: you know where to apply.
*Jesus paid for out sins... Now, let's get out money's worth!
*I don't have to be dead to donatemy organ. Want it?
*WARNING! Driveronly carries $20.00 in ammunition.
*I want to die in my seep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the paseengers in his car.
*God loves stupid people. That's why he made so many.
*I said "NO" to drugs... but they just WOULDN'T listed.
*I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
*P.E.T.A.: People Eating Tasty Animals
*When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
*Rainy Days and automatic weapons always get me down.
*When there's a Will, I want to be in it!
*If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?
* Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately it kills all it's students!
*Forget about World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
*Warning: Dates on Calendar are closer than they appear.
*Give me ambiguity of give me something else.
*Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
*Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling so marvelous myself.
*Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
*Very funny, Scotty... Now beam down my clothes!
*Puritanism: The haunting fear the someone, somewhere may be happy.
*Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
*I kille a 6-pack just to watch in die.
"Have you ever considered that the aliens are messing with our brains? That what we think we think isn't what we think at all but what these advanced beings are making us think so that we think that we think our own thoughts? Just a thought."
-Griffin's e-mail on the SQ Mail listBodies